Tuesday, January 4, 2011

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How to ruin a work ...

Since the new year began, I seems right to celebrate with a fun post. So I recovered this
what I wrote last year to participate in a fun topic Nanoda forum. The rules of play are simple: choose an anime that you like and enjoyed censor / disrupt / destroy it as unfortunately are the real censors.

Italian name: "A kitchen is open to the world of Fate Angel" (Any reference to the Italian title in Rayearth saddled by Mediaset is purely coincidental ...)

Plot: The protagonist
This sweet cartoon is Angelo in April, a guy who has the power to see the mischievous spirits that inhabit our world. One day, Angel decides to do a race with some spirits, but suddenly trips and so his teammates, spiteful, continue the race without him. Now our Angel gets up and notices a large store just near them, when, approaching the entrance, is greeted by two lovely twins who invited him politely to come. Once in the shop, Angel meets Morgana, the Fairy Queen, which opened the magic shop to fulfill the wishes of people as volunteers. Just see Angelo, the Fata Morgana aims to lend its cuisine and answers so his greatest wish, namely to have a place for him where all can practice and become the cook better than the world. As a boy of good heart Angelo and feeling indebted to the delightful Fairy, our protagonist is offered as a volunteer to help Morgan who kept the store chock full of good feelings and fairies that flit. In addition to Morgan and the twins, too, the sweet fairies, the young Angelo also met Mokona, a soft tender elf the appearance of a black rabbit that always support the child during his culinary experiments. And so begins many adventures that Angelo would share with his eternal rival Dominic and his beloved Emma.

Changes:
- Kimihiro Watanuki becomes "Angel in April." This name better describes his very calm and gentle character. Especially quiet ...
- Yuuko, the Witch of Dimensions becomes "Morgana, the Fairy Queen."
- Doumeki becomes "Sunday". Being too exotic, just take the first letters of the name and look for any Italian.
- Himawari becomes "Emma." The same speech on Sunday, except that here we take the central letters.
- Maru and Moro are only called "the twins", so to save the trouble of searching for two new names.
- The appointment Hitsuzen that Yuuko is very often not even considered.
- The devils chasing Watanuki to harm him have become spirits merry and mischievous that just want to play with him.
- Yuuko does not pay to fulfill the wishes of the people who go to his shop, but his is a body of volunteers.
- Watanuki's desire not to see evil spirits around him is so upset and it turns out that our hero just wants to have a kitchen all to himself where he exercised so as to become the world's most skilled cook .
- Watanuki's parents are not dead, but they are always at work.
- All references to smoking will be lifted, not to mention that Yuuko and Mokona become big milk drinkers and not two drunks dedicated to sake.
- In order not to shock the young viewers, Yuuko will only close-ups so as not to point out his enormous physical gifts and skimpy clothes that do not conform to a certain fairy.
- All references to the occult will be deleted, so every episode will be chopped here and there so that all these bad things you do not see. Mica that children do not want to go out looking for trinkets Woo-doo style to imitate our beloved Queen of the Fairies!
- Any mention of the tiny and Yaoi and / or the Yuri will not be tolerated and will be nipped in the bud. In this regard, all the scenes where Angelo and Dominic skim if only by accident will be modified so that they see only their first floors.
- The 37 episodes that make up the two series will be cut, cut and sewn together to form one for less than 20 episodes, which will last approximately 10 minutes each.
- Episodes not suitable for children will be changed so as to have the same basic structure, ie there will always be the same scenes ordered: 1) arrival of the client and display of desire [obviously fabricated to be as harmless as possible] and 2) the first floor of Morgan fulfilling the desire, 3) a clip repeated endlessly where Angelo's cooking and tells Mokona as the Fairy Queen has made happy the customer duty.


well I do not know how I could come out something like that XD

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